The REAL Cat Owner's Survival Guide

It's been said that cats are the nicest predators we'll ever allow in our homes. Humorist Kevin Lawson claims to understand how these masters of manipulation actually work, and he's even written a survival guide for other human "owners". We can't really say if the Cat Overlords have signed off on this project, however.

But Is It Butt-Worthy?

Cat Litter: Diggin’ And A-Scratchin’

Dispatch, We Have The Zoomies In Progress

Rub My Belly, Take Your Chances

Rubbing Noses, Bonking Heads: So This Is Love

Is That All You Do? Bird Imitations?

This New Thing Cannot Remain

The Art Form That Is Cat Napping

Chewing The Scenery, Going For The Oscar

These Teeth Were Made For Chewing

If It Fits, I Sits. You Got A Problem With That?

Just The Half Of A Thing I Need, How Nice?

Feline Indifference: Are You Still Here?

World Staring Contest Champions Since Forever

I Feel The Knead, The Knead For Biscuits

A Lick And No Promise

Running Faucets And Cats: What’s A Utility Bill?

You Saw That, Right? I’m Not Crazy, Right?

Sneering And The Modern Housecat

Gravity Is A Cruel Mistress

Vanity of Vanities, All Grooming Is Vanity

We Climb Mount Furniture Because It’s There